Anonymous asked: what was adolf and evas favorite sex position? and magda and josefs? do you know what turned magda on? and eva? im serious
I don’t know and I don’t care to know.
with all due respect, you cannot be
My dearest friends,
I’m starting to feel real curious about Hans Frank, I’d like to find out the psychology of an unetichal opportunist as we find many people like him in various fields, especially in the business environment and of course, in Government structures.
What’s your opinion of him? Do you find him evil or simply weak, corrupted and too influenced by the pleasures of a privileged life?
Thank you very much, my friends!
Based on some hasty conclusions I have drawn without actually knowing two shits about him, I’d say he was a full-time asshole and probably right now in hell having some epic party with Goebbels, Himmler and other sweet little swastika boys,
Goebbels got a brain freeze because he ate fruit candy before his speech
Leni: “Why sad? You were nervous today when you were speaking to the nation.”
Joseph: “Yes I almost asked ‘Do you want total peace’ instead of ‘total war.’ It’s all because I ate a piece of your fruit candy before the speech. I got a brain freeze.”
Leni *rolling her eyes*:
He believes that???????"Didn’t you get clear instructions about what to say? Joseph is so moronic and muppet-like
No I didn’t and stop asking me about this
"I have made up all my speeches by myself."
At least almost and today’s failure is the stupid piece of fruit candy’s faultLeni: "Ok, go home to your wife and kids now. They have waited for an hour."
I don’t care”I don’t want to face them. I need another fruit candy.”
Leni: "Here you are. Now go."
Joseph is eaving while chewing on the fruit candy:
Damn it’s the strawberry one again, I want the orange ones
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Anonymous asked: would hitler have liked mean girls
No clue. Somehow, I doubt it…the movie.
Nasty female humans? Again, I doubt it.
I don’t even wanna know how hard Little Joe would have fangirled over that movie