the-lost-blog asked: I will steal you from your wives. We should have a secret love affair.
Anonymous asked: TEE-HEE! I wonder what Dr. G. would think if he knew young ladies in the 21st century would be musing about when he may have lost his virginity.
Most likely he would curse the day he decided to confess that information to his diary.
But yeah, I know what you mean. I actually happen to get surprisingly many questions concerning the sex life of Goebbels & Magda, I don’t know why… Well, it says “ask me anything” on my blog so you really are allowed to ask whatever you want, but whether I will answer those questions seriously or not is a totally different matter.
ninjanindo asked: i remember that one anon who told you himmler lost his virginity at about 28, and i can confirm that this is probably true. he met his wife, margarete boden, in 1927, when he was 28, and historians assume that he hasn't had a sexual relationship with anyone before that. so yes, it's probably true! (information came from the book heinrich himmler by peter longerich and wikipedia. you're welcome)
how is it even possible a virile hipster stallion like him didn’t even once get lucky before meeting his future wife? that’s a question I ask myself daily
Anonymous asked: It took Himmler until he was 28 to lose his virginity. I just...
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a perfect example of the kind of information I simply couldn’t live without.
he actually proudly announced that to his boss, Gregor Strasser, if I’m not mistaken.
a mega normal conversation with your chief:
"I gave you this task almost a month ago, Heinrich. I simply cannot believe it took you 28 days just to rewrite this goddamn report concerning all the bad things we’re blaming Jews for."
"I’m truly sorry, Master Strasser. I know I should’ve been faster. But you know what, it took me 28 years just to lose my virginity, so 28 days is actually nothing."
❀ about me ❀
birthday: January 11th
single or taken: MARRIED x 2
height: the same as Hitler (173 cm)
eye colour: blue
middle name: kSJDJds just one mega ugly name I happen to hate
favourite colour: blue, black, purple
lucky number: 1100
hogwarts house: either Ravenclaw or Slytherin
favourite fictional character: Piisamirotta from the Moomins. He’s a super pessimistic philosopher who lives under a bridge, in other words a perfect role model for each and every one of us
favourite television show: Friends, Sex and the City, C.S.I. Miami, the Moomins
favourite season: late spring and early summer
describe yourself in a few words: ”…and then there are the rumors, to the effect that I am homosexual”
future children’s names: okay there are about 217882 names I’d like to give to my children (if I ever even have any) so better just not to even start listing them
meaning of your name: well, my user name means “weapon of mass destruction”. As far as I know, my actual first name has no meaning
ultimate otp: BALDSEPH VON SCHIBBELS, AMEN. And my ultimate ot3 is ofc Carvenya, Ralbert von Hessrach comes in a very close second tho
what do you plan to/do for a living: genocides
starbucks order: strawberries and cream, VENTI S’IL VOUS PLAÎT
THIS OR THAT:
introvert or extrovert: introvert
dawn or dusk: dusk
righty or lefty: righty
coffee or tea: tea
rain or shine: typhoons and hurricanes BITTE
reading or writing: B O T H